love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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