Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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