Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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