I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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