windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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