Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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