too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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