I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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