There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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