After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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