I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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