seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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