sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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