Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
