oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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