yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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