Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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