Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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