why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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