Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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