Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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