Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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