Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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