found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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