I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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