It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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