bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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