How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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