Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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