i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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