walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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