so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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