Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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