No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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