I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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