could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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