the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
do herpes really smell.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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