he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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