out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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