I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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