he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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