Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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