yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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