how can u be prego again
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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