i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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