So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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