I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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