i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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