Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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