what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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