Is it normal to miss your booty call?
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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