is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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