This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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