Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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