I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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