Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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