never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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